PLEASE DON'T LAUGH ALONE.... :)

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he  would speak with her boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,

"Where is God?!

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?!"

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,

"What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,

"We are in BIG trouble this time!"

"GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!" 

PLEASE DON'T LAUGH ALONE

HISTORY OF THE INDIAN FLAG

The flag that was first hoisted on August 7, 1906,

at the Parsee Bagan Square in Calcutta. 

Called the 'Saptarishi Flag', this was hoisted in Stuttgart
at the International Socialist Congress held on August 22, 1907. 

Associated with the names of Dr. Annie Besant and
Lokmanya Tilak, this flag was hoisted at
the Congress session in Calcutta during the
'Home Rule Movement'

In the year 1921, a young man from Andhra presented
this flag to Gandhiji for approval. It was only after
Gandhiji's suggestion that the white strip and
the charkha were added. 

This flag was suggested during the All India Congress
Committee session in 1931. However, the Committee's
suggestion was not approved. 

On August 6, 1931, the Indian National Congress
formally adopted this flag, which was first hoisted
on August 31. 

And Then..........

Our National Flag, which was born on July 22, 1947,
with Nehruji's words, "Now I present to you not only the Resolution, but the Flag itself". This flag was first hoisted at the Council House on August 15, 1947.

The man who designed Tiranga versatile genius Lt. 

Shri Pingali Venkayya.

Let all of us get to-gather &

Let's Celebrate Our Freedom!

Vande Mataram!

JAI HIND!!!

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How to Enable/Unlock the Hidden Themes in Windows 7

Tricks to Enable/Unlock the Hidden Themes in Windows 7

       Windows 7 has been a real delight for the eyes due to its excellent graphics.By defualt Windows 7 has 5 themes enabled for all countries but there are additional themes which are country specific and enabled according to your demographic location.In this tutorial I will show you how to enable/unlock the country specific hidden themes in windows 7.Once enabled these themes will always be available to you.There are two ways to enable these hidden themes.I will explain both of them to you and you can use any one of them whichever you find easy.

Here is the step by step tutorial with screenshots on how to Enable/Unlock Hidden 

Themes In Windows 7

 Method 1:-

1.Goto Control Panel.

2.Click on Folder Options.

Note:- If Folder options is not available ,change the view to large icons at top-right corner of the screen

3.Now Click On the View tab.

4.Now uncheck the box Hide protected operating system files (Recommended).

5.It will show you a warning.Click Yes.

6.Now Goto C:\Windows\Globalization\MCT\

7.Inside this folder you will see folders with name MCT-XX where XX will be AU,CAetc.These are the country codes in which these themes are automatically available.

8.Inside each MCT-XX you will see a Theme folder.Open it and click on the .theme file to unlock it.

9.Once unlocked the theme will be available to you in personalization option.

METHOD 2:-This is a simple method as compared to the above method

1.Open Notepad

2.Copy and Paste the following code into it.
 
Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Themes\InstalledThemes\MCT]
“%windir%\\Globalization\\MCT\\MCT-AU\\Theme\\AU.theme”=””
“%windir%\\Globalization\\MCT\\MCT-CA\\Theme\\CA.theme”=””
“%windir%\\Globalization\\MCT\\MCT-GB\\Theme\\GB.theme”=””
“%windir%\\Globalization\\MCT\\MCT-US\\Theme\\US.theme”=””
“%windir%\\Globalization\\MCT\\MCT-ZA\\Theme\\ZA.theme”=””

[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Wallpapers\KnownFolders\Windows Wallpapers\MergeFolders]
“%windir%\\Globalization\\MCT\\MCT-AU\\Wallpaper”=””
“%windir%\\Globalization\\MCT\\MCT-CA\\Wallpaper”=””
“%windir%\\Globalization\\MCT\\MCT-GB\\Wallpaper”=””
“%windir%\\Globalization\\MCT\\MCT-US\\Wallpaper”=””
“%windir%\\Globalization\\MCT\\MCT-ZA\\Wallpaper”=””

3.Save it with the name allregional.reg

4.Now double click on it.It will ask for your permission to add the file to registry.Click onYes.

5.Right click on desktop and select personolize.You new themes will be available to you.

How To Download Facebook or Youtube Videos Without Any Tools

Have you ever liked a video shared by your friend on facebook and wanted to download it…Well this this tutorial is not only for facebook or youtube instead it can be used for any video streaming website like metacafe,dailymotion,veoh or yahoo videos.There are websites on the internet that will convert your video link into a download link but it has the following drawback

§  If you already watched the whole video and then you decide to download it to your computer it will take double time becuase you already have spent time watching it and now have to spend time downloading it to your hardrive.

§  Moreover, the download speeds are very slow and its very irritating to download the whole video again.

But if you have already played the whole video on the site then there is no need to waste the time on downloading it again.We simply have to locate the cache folder of the browser as when the video is

streamed it is automatically saved in the cache folder and just have to copy paste the video file from cache folder to your desired location in your computer.

Before reading this tutorial make sure that you have uncheck the hide files and folders box.If you dont know how to unhide files and folders means please refer the mail that I send previously.

Here is the step by step tutorial with screenshots on how you can locate the cache folder for various browsers in various operating systems

Case 1:Google Chrome

For windows Vista and Windows 7

If you use google chrome in windows vista or windows 7 then here is the location of the cache folder

C:\Users\USER_NAME\AppData\Local\Google\Chrome\UserData\Default\Cache

C, being the system root. If you are not sure about the system root you can replace C: with %systemroot%.

Also donot forget to replace USER_NAME to your windows username

For Windows Xp Users

In windows Xp the google chrome cache folder can be found at

C:\Documents and Settings\USER_NAME\Local Settings\Application Data\Google\Chrome

CASE 2:Mozilla Firefox

For Windows 7 and Windows Vista

The temporary cache folder can be located at

C:\Users\USER_NAME \AppData\Roaming\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles

For Window Xp Users

The temporary cache folder can be located at

C:\Documents and Settings\USER_NAME \Local Settings\Application Data

CASE 3:Internet Explorer

In case of Internet Explorer you need to go to Tools>Internet Options and then in Genreal tab click on Settings button

A new window will popup in front of you now click on View Files button.

How To Find Your Video In Cache Folder

Once you have found the cache folder of your browser the next thing you have to do is locate your video file.To do this arrange the files of the folder according to their size because video files are usually large in size.Open the largest files with Vlc player.Once you have found your video just copy it to your desired location.

Note:There are usually Some data files with names like data_1 in cache folder.Donot open them with Vlc open the rest of the files with Vlc and you will easily find your video.

Note:Make sure that you replace the USER_NAME with your windows username in the above addresses

Cute Pencil Art



Top most PENCIL ART

Don't forget to laugh

"CoMeDy"

1) Fqeer:10Rs dedo chai peyonga
Admi:chai to 5 ki hai
Fqeer:Girl Frnd ko b pelaonga ga
Admi:Fqero ne b Grl Frnd banali
Fqeer:nhi saab Grl Frnd ne fqeer bana diya..




2) Kiyoon "SANDAL" dikhati ho hamey, hum to tumhari "ZULFOUN" pe
marty hain..

Ji chahta hai kho jaaen in mai,
Per in mai bethi "JUOUN" se darty hain :-)




3) Tum Meri Pehli Mohobat To Nahi Ho Lekin...
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.
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.
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Mene Chaha Hai Tumhe Pehli Mohobat Se Bhi Ziada..


FìN|Ξ¤FùTúr|Ξ
§|v|§



4) Arz kya hai!

Tmhe dekh kr aksar mujhe aajate hein chakkr

wah wah



tumhe dekh kr aksr mujhe ajate hein chakkr

smjh nhi aata tum moannas ho ya muzakkar?:-)


5) L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====

L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don't LOVE.

Only line maro....




6) TUM Hi TUM HO

Hansne Me
Rone Me

Jagne Me
Sone Me

Pane Me
Khone Me

"TUM Hi TUM HO"

KOYAL Ki Koo Koo Me
Pholon Ki Khushbu Me

Gaaon Ki Gori Me
Aatay Ki Bori Me

"TUM Hi TUM HO"

ABBA Ki Daant Me
TariQ Road Ki Chaat Me

MAma Ki Pitai Me
DiL Pasand Ki Mithai Me

Jhoote Ki Sachai Me
is DiL Ki Gehrai Me

"TUM Hi TUM HO"

PYAR Ki Nishani Me
Student Ki Biryani Me

Chai K Hotel Me
7up Ki Bottle Me

Karli K Saahil Me
Or,
Mere MOBiLE Me

"TUM Hi TUM HO

FùnT3Rz



7) Ishq Main Barbadi Na Karwa Lena


Apne aabu Ke Arman Khaak Main Na Mila Dena

Jo paise ghar se sbzi lanay k liye milty hain

Un Ka Easy-load Na karwa Lena.




8) Samundar bhar syllabus he.
nadi bhar parh pate he.
bal'tea bhar yaad hota he.
mug bhar likh pate he.
chullu bhar number atey he.
aao doob k mar jate he




9) Teri Ankhon Me Aansu

Chehre Pe Hansi Hai

Teri Saans Me Aahain.


Dil Me Bebasi Hai

Tune Pehle Q Na Bataya Mujhko

K


Teri Ungli Darwaze Me Phansi Hai...




10) Us ne mere dil me jaga banali,


Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali


Wo mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,


Phir maine bhi uski dusri "BAHAN" phasali:-P

Frustrated *Software Engineer*

A software engineer calls his friend

Hello,

plss.. talk to me... y u r not picking up the call ?????"

Friend: "everything is alright?"

"wat alright.. noting is alright.. see the time.. its 11pm.. n I m coming now from office..no food for me today also.. now I will cook...

From the past 3 days..I m eating only maggie... n my PM eating only me..see the price hikes, everything is 2/- more frm yesterday.. except my salary...I think the begger in front of my office.. earns more than me.. wat shud I do..."

"wat happened.. wat r u talking"

"wat i m talking???? no, I m not talking.. Manager dont allow anyone to talk except the client.. who always talks something.. from past 3 months i didnt take any leave..now from 3 weeks.. i m just begging for one dam leave.. n wat response i got....'why u want to waste an important day of ur life??'

i now finalize one more time... yes..i m gonna quit.. this project...but, i cant. no, i can.. but i wont..uh..."

"ok.. now Relax..."

"How can i relax... for relaxation ppl do yoga, but its night so i cant, then else they watch movies... but see, in every channel all bogus movies r repeating, same.. 'Welcome', 'Suryavansham',Govinda's movies...it really irritates... everyone is faking in TV, fake news, fake stories, fake swaynwars, fake reality...ah see the movies u will get to know... In "Rock-on" last scene... Arjun Rampal's wife says to taxi driver, that "hurry up, we r going late for Airport..." Airport...??? I dont understand, how can thought he find a job in Cruze.. not Airlines..

In 3 Idiots... starting scene... Madhvan does the drama to leave his flight, then what happened to his luggage??

In same movie... Kareena is a doctor.. that too a surgeon.. to bcame a surgeon.. It requires atlest 5[MBBS]+3[MS] years.. so she shud be 28... n Aamir as a student.. only 18 or 20 ?? then after 10 years they decide to marry.. means she is 38 ??

I dont understand, how can spiderman reach to the church-bell in part-3, when he lost all his power ??

I dont understand, how Balakrishna can send a train back just by Hitting his thighs, when I cant ??

I still dont understand how could Rajnikanth fly without wings ?? i just dont....."

"hey stop it now.."

"am I a train who will stop it, by pulling chain... ohh train.. I dont understand, how can I didnt see one in last 3 months... how will i see ? All the time monitor is in front of me.. in night also wen I open my eyes, I find my username and password window.. I need to cool down..

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

but someone tell me howw.. everytime there is a powercut here.. except wen i m not in home.. home, wat rubbish,its a dam single room..where i m living alone with my pillow..

I also want girlfriend yaar, like my rivals have..

smita, rashmi, priti, sruti, madhu.. anyone frm my odc is ok, but they all r engaged, u know y ?

Bcoz their boyfriends do not work in IT companies, outside girls do have chat wid me but only on my salary day..

I got rejected 31 times.. u know y ?? each time I propose them, they ask where do u live..

I say in my Cubicle.. Bcoz thats the only place u can find my soul all the time.."

"hey man, u better take rest, we will talk in Morning"

" Morning.. are u talking the same morning.. Sun rises, bird flies, omlette fries, employee cries... dam , i didnt see the Sun,from 3 years.. how it looks like... every morning I catching shuttle, reaching my birthplace 'cubicle' working n working n leaving when Sun uncle is not there... i will hit my room-owner some days, every morning he used to cry for increasing room rent, I will always tell him to go n meet my Manager... I dont understnd how can i be so nice to my colleagues.. Each time they want leave, they repeat the same old dialogue... "my sister's marriage".. my colleague's 9 sisters got married,

3 times grandpa expired,

5 times frnd went to ICU.. but my colleague is fine..

and his favorite dialog "i need to drop a frnd to hospital, as he is not feeling well" later i find movie tickets in his purse... then my pm's motivational speech.. 'u will work.. u will grow'.. means if i wont work.. i will shrink or what...

when I need hike, I m junior.. still need to grow.. when I do mistakes.. comon man u r senior now, u can not do mistakes.. ahhh God gimme some power to understand the greatness of a super natural person known as PM in this world.."

"ok enough now, i m disconnecting"

"ok enough now, i m disconnecting"

"wait.. i called you.. n u r disconnecting.. u know previously i was normal, when i was in college, i used to talk continuosly watever i want, now i m talking only this much... 'yaa its done', 'that work is completed', 'Please..', 'Good Morning','Lunch','Tea','Snacks'..

I dont know wat i m talking abt, i shud b happy.. i have saturday n sunday.. Saturday to recover from the disaster been made from monday to friday..

Sunday to think about upcoming disaster from monday to friday.. cool naa..

you heard that in 2012 earth will end.. then also my ODC and my cubicle will remain as it is.. u know why ??

because that's not a part of earth.. n we employees are not human beings... we are aliens, so better before u start getting headache... go have a nice dream.. me, I will again start my day tomorrow like I m starting everyday..

good night..."

beeeeeeeeep...beeeeeeeeeep...beeeeeeeeeep

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Next Day, in office:-

Manager: "Dude, Please come here"

"Yes sir.....!!"

M: "I approved your leaves.. i think you should go and have some fun"

I happily came out, and checked my phone Dialled calls..

"Ohhh my God, yesterday I called my PM instead of my friend... Shiit "

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~ The END